Don’t believe it when TV journalists say things like, “It’s America’s most popular [insert whatever here].

DON’T BELIEVE IT!  Why?  Because I live in America and nobody asked ME!  Who is it they ask, anyway?  I know scores of people in my city that were never asked, so how can such ludicrous claims be made?  MOST popular by Americans?

I am offended.

Absolutely Mind Boggling!

[Insert silly smiley face here]