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It is both a very tragic event and a very mysterious one. How can one huge jetliner, all the passengers, and every scrap of item on the plane (seat cushions, clothing, bags, plastic eating utensils, maps, airsick bags. . .everything on board such a plane) just—disappear?

It’s gone! And no one knows where it went.

I’ve come up with some possible solutions.

  1. Russia finally perfected a retractor beam
  2. Extraterrestrials used their already perfected retractor beam.
  3. There is a Devil’s Triangle between Malaysia and China.
  4. The pilot turned on the plane’s secret stealth technology developed by North Korea, causing it to disappear from radar, and landed in North Korea.
  5. The plane plowed into a tear in the dimension time line barrier causing it to enter another dimension billions of light years from Earth.
  6. This never really happened. There is a Twilight Zone movie crew on board and all the passengers wanted to be in the movie. Movie debuts on April 1: April Fool’s Day.
  7. And—being the ominous ‘seventh’ number of possibilities—it is possible the plane suffered a major system malfunction and dove nose first into the ocean, thus taking everything and everyone with it, resulting in no debris and—no survivors.

No, I am not being crass and heartless. I am trying to avoid being negative by accepting only one solution: the seventh one. I am just trying to distract your mind from also accepting number seven.

All those possible solutions from 1-6 are really just as likely as Barack Obama’s approval rating rising above 50%. It will never happen.

Stairway to Heaven

Stairway to Heaven

Perhaps Jesus Called Them Home

Perhaps Jesus Called Them Home

 

 

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