Fill out and send to Rikers in New York:

Mafia Application

Whatza u name? ____________________________________

U hage? _______________

Whatza u howza numero? ________

U streeta? _________________________________

Whatza u bag?   Hitta Man? __ Loana Arranger __ Prostitutta __

Izza u girl or boy? (Or izza u girl, OH BOY!) _____________________

Putta downa wearra u worgge now ____________________________________________

Wazza u inna de bigge house? ______

For what wazza u inna de bigge house?:

I shoota one guize______ Keedenap sumbodys ____

Proteksion Raggets _______

U wanna be de bigga shotz sumdaze? Yeah ___ No ___   Eh ___

U likka eat garlic _____   Pizza? ____  Salami? _____

U know how to makka de cement shooz? _____   U driva de car?   ______

Whatta model?   Cadillaca? ____ Buick ____ Linken _____

U sees de Godfather or justa de movie? _____________________

Widde u antry u gonna get sumatings u reely gonna like:

1 pair darka sunglasses

1 blacka shirt widda whita tie

1 pair pointie shooz

1 pair cement shooz (later ifa you foola arounda)

1 “I slappa u faze” button

1 lb mozzarealla cheeza

1 whita hat widda blacka band

1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)

1 8×10 picture Frank Sinatra

GOODA STOFFA!! Ifa u notte sure, I talle u wotte u gette, wizaguy!

Joinne de club now while u still canna write!

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