Some pictures found on the Internet:
A Woman’s Dictionary
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right, but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.
This means something and, you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, but a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing”, and you’ll have a “Five Minute” discussion that will end with the word “Fine”.
Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means, “I give up” or “Do what you want, because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine”, and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently, misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. Soft sighs are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a little longer.
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: “Oh, let me get that for you,” or “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says, “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell youthat she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to your for at least two days. “Oh” as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get you out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow. “Go ahead” is sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can’t bring myself to write about them.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “That’s okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. “That’s okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go ahead”. Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
This is not a statement. It is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn’t get a “That’s okay.”
The woman is thanking you. Don’t faint, and don’t look for hidden meaning. Just say, “You’re welcome.”
Thanks a lot
“Thanks a lot” is dramatically different from “Thanks”. A woman will say, “Thanks a lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the “Loud sigh”. This signifies that you have hurt her in some way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud sigh”, as she will only tell you “Nothing”.
Guys, study this!
I was so frustrated with my laptop I was about to throw it out the Window(s). LOL! I would get an error message on one site after another saying Shockwave had crashed. Also known as Adobe Flash Player. Frustrating!
Has that happened to you?
I uninstalled Adobe Flash Player then re-installed it. I uninstalled Chrome then re-installed it. I ran a program (CCleaner) to check the registry, which, by the way, had a ton of errors. But, no matter what I did, the error would not go away.
So, I started something I should have done first: search the Internet for a solution. There were two promising sites. One promo on the search results page claimed if I download “SmartPC”, installed it, ran a scan, it would fix the problem for me if I clicked “Fix All”.
So, I did the first three things, but after the scan, I had to ‘register’ the program (BUY it). I said, “Hell, no.”
So, I checked out the other promising link. Well, that link DID fix the problem. If you are using Chrome, there are a couple of hidden pages you probably didn’t know existed. In the address bar in Chrome, enter chrome://plugins and a page will list all the plugins used by Chrome. The other page is chrome://conflicts.
There is also chrome://settings, by the way.
Anyway, the instructions said to look for more than one instance of Flash Player using the “plugins” page. Sure enough, there were two plugins of Flash Player, and the reason I was having all those crashes was because the two plugins couldn’t get along with each other. The directions go on to say “disable” the plugin that is in Chrome, not the one listed as in the system.
I did that, then called up the chrome://conflicts page again. If there is any software conflicting with Chrome, it will give you a count of how many there are and identify them. Luckily, there were no conflicts with my Chrome installation.
Then restart your computer.
Well, I’ve spent some time on the Internet going to pages where the crashes occurred, and so far—no crashes! I think I’ve finally got the problem whupped!
And I’m a little more educated about Chrome, too.
If you are having Flash Player crashes, I hope the procedure described above helps you eliminate that problem.